Shuffle for your life

So it's reshuffle week! It's been coming for a while but I guess the fact that half of Gordy's cabinet gave up on him last week meant that it became kinda necessary. There were some shocks but generally the news was overshadowed by some, if not surprising, very different EU election results. Who stayed and who went?

• Ali Darling stayed. This was shocking because after all the, ahem, troubles of late his head was pretty much on a platter.


• Newbies include Alan Johnson (Homes Secretary) and Peter Hain (Welsh Secretary).


• Finally, Gordy got a bit of glamour injected into his life with the appointment of Sir Alan Sugar as Enterprse Tsar. Needless to say, the Conservatives don't like this one bit.

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